i mean yeah if you offered me some for free i’d scrape off the pound of fondant and hoover it.

there’s not even any cake in their cake!

seriously. stop with the decorative cakes. death to fondant

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it

Trumps, Hiltons and Kardashians are proof there is no god and the universe hates decent people.

And I, middle aged, stretched marked, nearly 50 with a disabled husband, will do the same if the Kardashian’s dissolve as peacefully as the first generation of Hilton’s. May Kendall and Kylie lose Instagram followers, be cropped out of more photos, and Anna Wintour delete their phone numbers. I shall forever devote…

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my…

A girl who was seemingly conceived, incubated, hatched, trained, conditioned and indoctrinated to be an object of sexual desire as the sole purpose of her existence and her only contribution to society is saying that she doesn’t get to be objectified enough? Do I have the right read on this one?

Even this?

They spent the entire time trying to deflect onto “But the leaks - But Hillary’s emails - But your firing”. It was disgusting. Meanwhile, we apparently needed 3000 investigations into Benghazi to find nothing.

Yeah, anyone who supports Trump is going to be watching FOX news and reading Brietbart who will paint this as “Cruz utterly DESTROYS Sally Yates”. By virtue of the fact that he’s a white male speaking to an intelligent woman. Same way they thought Trump “won” all three debates even though he sounded like a third…

and of course, most republican voters aren’t really going to hear about it...

It’s been clear for a while, but most GOP politicians have opted for party over country. Sad.

Smart people are smart enough to know when they’re in over their head and should remain quiet.

Is it possible that Ted Cruz is not a great constitutional scholar or master debater...?

Boy, first we find out Paul Ryan isn’t a policy expert and now this. My faith in the party of Lincoln is starting to waver, guys...

She kicked Cruz’s ass when he tried to do the classic Republican deflect onto “But Hillary’s emails!” and schooled him on the Constitution. Then he slunk away in shame.

I noticed that too. He really went out there with the singing. While not terrible, I’m not sure we’ll be seeing him on Broadway any time soon.

And if I can’t sing in every sketch, then let me lip sync.

Chris Pine’s hosting duties on Saturday Night Live this week gave him plenty of opportunities to play to his wheelhouse of “Star Trek Captain” and “Fratty Douche,”

hm