WHAT HE DID?!

Fam, you didn’t have to hurt my heart with that tho...

The Kotaku NSFW fishhhh how i missed you old friend.

WELP, HURLED MY WALLET AT THE SCREEN AND LIKE..ITS NOT WORKING.

Goddamnit.

GODDAMNIT, I GUESS I’LL GET THAT SWITCH LIGHT OR SOMETHING.

Thanks fam, it was terrifying because he chased after me, he didn’t shout after me, just ran.

Thanks fam, it happened like...4 years ago but it stuck with me hard. I have worse stories but this one really ranks up there because of how brazenly awful it was.

There was a high chance that if I fought against him he could overpower me, he had a good 130 pounds, 1ft on me and at the time i was terrified. It was dusk and the only other thing I had going for me was it was Rush Hour so there were a large amount of people about. Not that it really mattered, no one helped to see a…

You mean people at EVO are not trying to have a good time? Yeah its a competition and there’s prize money.

Once ago I had a dude walk up beside me and hold my hand like we were a fucking couple, I tried to pull away and he squeezed my hand so hard that I thought it would break. I didn’t know him, never met him, he was old enough to be my fucking father and he thought that this was all normal.

Ugh, goddamnit.

Okay I would love a stream of fuzzy baby chicks. Because i love them.

I will lose my ever loving shit if Sho Nuff appears in this game I swear to fuck

MY PANTIES WERE NOT READY FOR MURDER BEEF IN CYBER MASK AT THE END KOTAKU TAG YOUR PORN CHRIST.

Wait a tic....Lucia??

JESUS BETTER THAN EZRA

I was just surprised that Papa Roach was still a thing...that exists..

**2000 internets points**