:salutes:

Keep the beacons lit for our dude Fahey.

NO NOT CANE! :shakes my walker:

:gets some ensure and vitamins:

My back and knees hurt.

OMG MIKE!

OH MY JESUS

okay but where is the lie in this?

That’s probably true but also like, GOW is such a departure from the previous games. I can’t wait to play it when Amazon gives me the thinggggg.

okay my laugh.

Like how dare they do this to me tho? We had a deal.

Goddamnit Kotaku I thought we talked about this, don’t make me cry with your articles. We had a good streak. You’re grounded.

Yes I would fuck that, eagerly, gleefully, I mean I’d fuck reg Geralt so like...

Okay yes.

Let’s not kid ourselves, this is going to be awful.

I’m like I’m here for you but i just...SE stop fucking around.

BUT I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW :hissy fits:

:claps: WHAT :claps: ABOUT :claps: RELEASE :clap: DATE????????????????????

NEVER, THEY’LL NEVER GIVE US FUCKING SKIES

GET OUT MY LAF