Okay but it is tho. This is possibly the most accurate description for the Dissidia franchise tbh.

I HATE EVERYONE MY LAUGH WAS UNLADYLIKE. ESPECIALLY AT THE EDIBLES.

I WOKE UP BECAUSE EVERYONE AND CHRIST TAGGED ME. HELP. RAPUNZEL, ARIEL IS A SUMMON, MARLUXIA WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!

IM FUCKING DEAD, BURY ME TILL THIS COMES OUT

My smile...i...

LOL I don’t know where all these anti EVA fanboys came from but thank you for arriving.

EVA is super deep, the deepest of all deeps that have ever deep. It’s not my fault you can’t see its perfection.

Don’t worry, they’ll all turn to orange juice in the end. Mark my words.

So its EVA without subtext. They just said fuck being subtle, here, ride this girl robot.

As grotesque as that is...

Like man, was there NOWHERE else he could go for sex? Like, Christ.

YIIIIIIIIIIIKEESS

Okay this one gets a solid...5! For using slackivist!

With respect that’s not true or they’d give him the award and said fuck all of this.

No you should absolutely go after her because believe it or not, she’s a trash can person.

Awww, this is an 3/10. You tried and I appreciate the effort.

Good, fuck him.

I’m shocked...so shocked. Wow

WE FIGHT AT DAWN PS9!