Now he’ll get 36 months in Club Med to be rehabilitated.

The fact that a guy who perpetrated one of the worst terrorist attacks in modern European history could successfully evade capture in a European capital for this long is a fucking travesty, and speaks volumes about the depth of the problem Europe has created for itself.

Gawker is about six weeks from being renamed Hulkster.com

The sun will continue to rise without you.

Who is actually asking for self driving cars? Anyone but the elderly? Are companies producing this technology just to produce it?

I love that you are getting stars, and the OP does not even have ONE.

We'll miss you. I've some rope you can borrow if you want it.

We’ll get on fabulously without you. Enjoy your fall.

\m/ you won’t be missed \m/

“Where are we going, Google?” “We are going to ERROR_LINE 14 DELETE_USER”

When I offered video evidence to the CHP for distracted drivers on the freeway, I was told in writing that Officers are unable to issue citations for Infractions OR MISDEMEANORS unless the officer has eye-witness access to the incident himself. I am curious why the case is different for this... Perhaps they just want…

This arms race will not end well for anyone.

Not really lol

Nah, but but running around in a fake belly is batshit crazy.

Looks like she was trying to keep the pillow from falling.

I love Beyonce. She is wonderful. She did not give birth to Blue. The dress incident had me suspicious, but the car incident proved it for me.

These men are heroes and should be addressed as such.

It would be about as effective, apparently.

What about one of these?