This is not a man to trust for advice about beards. There are peaches with better fuzz.

So sad about Ric Ocasek.

Placenta: I clicked so you don’t have to.
1) Christina Anstead (fka Christina El Moussa, of Flip or Flop), Hilary Duff, Kim Kardashian West, Chrissy Teigen, Kourtney Kardashian, Nikki Reed, Katherine Heigl, Kayla Rae Reid (married to Ryan Lochte)
2) Most did a freeze-dried-encapsulation-into-pills thing, not cooking it…

Please enjoy this slideshow of celebrities who have eaten their placentas.

This is what I would imagine Tom would say, “It pays quite well, thank you. Since I have a fetish for taller than me women, my options are endless. My biggest hurdle there is getting them to sign a NDA and joining my cult. Speaking of hurdles, yeah I have those written out of my contracts for obvious reasons.”

I would love to see Tom get asked, “What’s it like to be a short old guy in a tall young guy’s world?”

I feel like every physical retail clothier south of Nordstrom is just a big dump heap of shit. J Crew, Macy’s, Banana-clothes strewn everywhere, racks packed with hangers, no sales people on the floor or at the register and the ones you do find are clueless and sullen. I always feel like they look at you and think,…

“Look at me, I’m kissing a girl! Again! Only for really reals! Please! Look here and acknowledge!”

Snoresville....welcome to the 1990's. It’s Madonna-itis Redux.

That ‘wet hair’ bullshit is gross.  It just looks dirty.  I know I sound like my mother, but I don’t care.  Take a bath. 

I think Miley’s bangs look awful (not that she asked me).

If I had children attending that high school, I would be organising protests (and probably throwig bricks) right now. I would be fucking livid.

I’m old so feel free to discount what I’m about to say.

Yeah I love Oprah, but she’s responsible for some pretty sketchy stuff. I always wondered how she fell for some of these clowns.

She must have some spare time in between shilling porcelain dolls, Nutrisystem, and end-of-the-world prepper supplies.

I don’t understand why British dentists even OFFER caps that white. Easiest way to spot fake teeth is if they’re approximately 20 shades whiter than those of all of your fellow countrymen.

Looks better than Simon Cowell’s new face...almost sure someone melted the Madame Tussauds wax dummy.

Randy Rainbow has a great video addressing this point:

At least John Legend is respected enough by his Alma Mater to give him an Honorary Degree as well as the one he earned. (https://penntoday.upenn.edu/news/alum-john-legend-and-six-others-receive-honorary-degrees-penns-258th-commencement)

These stars hate cancel culture because its the one-way society lets big YouTubers know they fucked up, and get them actually feel the magnitude of the fuck up.

I have been waiting for eons for Jez to pick up on the disaster that is Trisha Paytas. Please do a deep dive into her channels, her dysfunction, her narcissism, her racism, her consumerism, her abuse of her ex-boyfriend, etc, etc, ad infinitum. I implore you! She is the craziest mess and as much as I don’t want to see…