rachaelmargarita
Rachael
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Look, I was having a bad day. Give me a break, will you?

Its almost a face as metaphor for lawyers in general--insert shark/lawyer joke here.  

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I came here for this. But I bring you THE SUPER CUT of doofus sitting action!

This is how you use a chair, Dummy Jr:

Oh honey, in a little bit, that kid’s gonna’ look like Trevor Noah!

The men who claim to be smeared can and usually do threaten to sue via the civil route. Almost all of them never follow through though, which is interesting because the civil courts have different standards.

“‘We’re supposed to be deemed innocent until proven otherwise in this country — as far as I am still aware,” said the source.

Hmm, this sounds likes an organized Fyre Festival. You know where rich people get scammed out of their money but they had better food and a roof over their heads.

tbh, it would be better than Apple, which is her daughter’s name. I’m sorry, I know they’re beyond rich so it doesn’t really matter bc they can buy sympathy, but I would be so, so, so embarrassed if I was named after fruit. Not like an exotic, name sounding fruit but fucking apple.
Jade egg would be better- just go by

This isn’t even a cult; it’s just bad consumerism. If you’re booking a stay at a hotel and goopy’s website says the room is $1300 and you don’t run that thru expedia or check the hotel’s direct prices yourself, then you’re just a dolt with too much disposable income and you can afford to give goopy $1,000+ a night for

Her instagram is truly a delight. She seems to be having an amazing time, but she also did a series of stories this weekend about being a bit down in the dumps and how she handles her mental health. It seems to have resonated with a lot of fans, especially since she was interacting with them throughout the series.

I know we don’t like to hang the label “role model” on famous persons but, it gave me such a swell in my heart when the camera panned to the audience and showed two young beautiful girls just loving this performance - black excellence and with nary a *girl-on-girl crime lyric in sight.

The twerking to the flute, the “BITCH” between flute notes. Lizzo is my feelgood goddess.

That twerking and then spinning around to reveal a flute (where did it come from?) is some serious magician’s playbook misdirection, lol! 

She is pure joy and awesomeness. I hope she’s having exactly as much fun as she looks like she is.

My autistic son is smarter than a lot of these people.

We have the best taste in men lol

Sound the bells!

With 30 penises (penii?) there will be plenty of pearl necklaces.  Get your clutches ready Parents Council- they're coming for you!

In a row?!