And Tom Cruise’s tooth that is in the center of his mouth?

The day after I saw Going Clear, I met up with a client. I asked her if she had heard about it, she said no, so I started telling her about it. It was after about two minutes of description that she let me know she was a Scientologist. Awkward

They should all lose tax exempt status. The fact that Scientology got it in the first place was a step towards a degree of fairness, inasmuch as tax exemptions for churches are really prejudiced against anything that isn’t a classically recognized belief system.

Serious question: We can get cops to knock on Richard Simmons door a couple times a year to check in on him but you can’t get one agency to seriously look for Shelly?

Every book about Scientology is a screaming victim being ignored by authorities.

A million stars for the Finkle-Einhorn reference.

Most definitely.

I imagine his breath was rancid.

I’m hoping for a Finkle-Einhorn scenario where we learn Shelly *is* David, haven killed the real David Miscavige years ago and quietly assumed his throne.

I hope there is a chapter devoted to L. Ron Hubbard’s scary teeth.

My heart bleeds for Kesha. Fuck that guy. I can only hope that the house of cards is truly and fully tumbling down on him now.

A girl from a modest financial background reporting a rape by a multimillionaire to the police. LOL.

Because he’s filed for bankruptcy which allows the court to get all up in your finances. Works that way in the UK as well.

The sheer amount of Kraft singles is by far the most disturbing thing in that series of instagrams #cheeseghazi

I found in my 20s the more wretched and hung over I was, the more Id get hit on. I do have a great revenge story-I was coming home from a night of partying on a bus in Chicago. I felt so nauseous I was doing that thing where you hold your breathe so you dont puke-definately a matter of when, not if Im going to puke.…

I’m gonna grow me a bigass white beard and start wearing nothing but robes.

This is kind of apples to oranges. It’s one thing to have conventions or rules about what one wears in a business setting, and these typically apply to men and women. If you show up to your business formal workplace in a skin-tight tube dress, that is not appropriate, but I don’t think anyone would argue that your…

Welcome to the world of Tyrese. He is pretty awful and has been for a long time. I don’t know how or why him and Rev Run even have a show.

I’m actually more disappointed in Tyrese than Rev. His demeanor, his gaze, to me he doesn’t look like he’s really trying to hear where she’s coming from. And he’s condoning/rationalising assault even gesturing groping— urgh.. yuck. Rev. is more like a clueless dad listening to his daughter- he’s listening at least-…

This is why Amber is a fucking queen.