That might have been rhetorical but I'm going to tell you anyways...

I used to work the fry section for Wagamama in Brisbane's Fortitude Valley. In those days, both of the most popular menu items (ie. the most Western-friendly) were from the fry section. Wagamama didn't take reservations, it was all walk-ins. One Wednesday night, four school groups walked in at the same time. On…

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! WE ARE AT DOUCHECON FIVE!

In my former life as s graphic designer I was forced to design literature for one of these places. Same deal; couldn't speak up for fear of losing my job.

This is still my favorite meme, however I'm gonna have to adapt it to include
"AN IUD IS NOT A BABY".

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

And oh god this quote:

1994, suburbs of Chicago, summer before my senior year of high school. I'm a sexually frustrated 17 year old gay boy and my parents have left me home alone so I'm having a party - nothing outrageous - with my friends. My 18 year old girl friend has brought the 20 year old dude she's screwing around with and he - in…

Giuliana is a person of color. And that color is often orange.

Could Your Food Have Calories? The Answer May Surprise You....

THERE ARE BEAVER BUTTS IN YOUR ICE CREAM

The craziest thing I have ever seen was when I was bartending at a strip club. Guy comes in and he's weird. Tries to hit on every person lacking a y chromosome including myself. Anyway, he starts harassing one of the dancers. She is a quiet, sweet woman that just so happens to be wearing thigh high boots that night.…