You’re the best plaything I’ve had since my ex wife lol. Keep going, those little notifications make me smile more and more.

I would, but it costs more for a bus ticket than it does for fuel to drive to work. 50 mpg FTW. Plus...buses aren’t exactly known to be very environmentally friendly either, I’ll pick the lesser of two evils. You better get back to work, the line is backing up in your absence. For future reference, your rhetoric may…

Thank you for your condolences. I would further engage you in this little debate, but I believe someone just pulled up in your drive-thru, and you’ll probably be busy for the lunch rush coming up. I hope the rest of your day goes better than this has for you. Maybe next time sport...keep your chin up.

You’re riding the struggle bus hard on this one aren’t you...I mentioned previously that I’ve owned the car for years. Let me reiterate then...how would I have known? Troll elsewhere, you are outnumbered, and woefully outgunned.

And I would respond simply by saying...how would I have known I was breaking the law? VW didn’t tell me. I’m no idiot...I’m at as much fault for this as any other consumer would be...which is exactly none.

No I don’t think you made smog up, but you may be batting a little out of your league (read: knowledge base) in saying a TDI owner’s neighbors will get asthma due to that one particular vehicle’s “smog” and it’s proximity to their house. My neighbor has a gigantic Dodge bro-dozer with stacks, and he rolls coal out of…

I’ve had a TDI Jetta for years...none of my neighbors have asthma. Your argument is invalid.

That’s amazing...well done

Came here to post this...was not disappointed. Aerogel is amazing stuff.

Wait...on duty cops talked among themselves about a woman’s breasts and body? OUTRAGE!!!! THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE UNTIL TODAY!!!! THESE MEN SHOULD BE HUNG IN THE TOWN CENTER!!! fucking feminists

And this comes next year...sexual.

There’s nothing ruined there in my opinion.

Thank you! haha

Looks like Jezebel showed up

Is it just me or is the primary pre-owned buyer of this car a low/mid 20’s drug addict with multiple children and no real life goals?

Only 3 shot? Damn...that’s a shame.

Surprise surprise...a hoodrat that smokes weed...did anyone really expect any different?

All the better to overheat you with my dear

I’m guessing you’re a vegetarian...

You fucks are hilarious. Jizzabel never ceases to create laughter in my workplace. Great write up...solid work