Good riddance to bad trash

Killing me softly, with his mallet, killing me sooooofftttllllyyyyy, with his mal....let

Getting laid. Drove up 55N laying across the bench seat of my truck while she...yeah. Thanks to cruise control, night time, and lack of traffic, it was easily the least boring portion of the most boring highway in existence.

Always about race. Nicki doesn’t suck just because she’s black, she sucks because she sucks. Taylor sucks too...just less...because she’s white.

He’s not black...why are we even talking about this?

If it runs 7 flat with the speed limits...I’ll be impressed

Another one bites the dust...lol

I’m so glad this is a thing

Glad to be of service

She McFucked up...

^this

Why is this even a thing? Does he just want to give his dad a hug or something?

Actually a lot of Tahoes don’t come with tow hooks...this one looks to be one of those beautiful disasters.

I’ve worked for GM for years now, and I’ve only ever owned Chevy trucks. I have a garage full of Chevy truck grilles for decoration, and my son has a Chevy Silverado power wheels. The only thing that comes to mind when I see this is...dammit.

What’s cool about being black?

The coolest part about it is you couldn’t even see it! Tractioncontrolception

Oh well that’s okay then

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE???

^found the selfie stick owner/operator

Haha thank you! Although every post I make on Jalopnik is very relevant to the topic at hand, these Jezzy write-ups are just too easy to troll. It’s great reading material. Thank you again.