This problem was solved long ago.

Do those race cars even have cupholders? so what is the driver supposed to do, chug the whole beer at once? Then toss the cup in the back I guess.

I’ve heard from some of my more insecure-in-their-masculinity associates that they don’t like to be seen drinking from a straw as it seems effeminate and possibly super homo to put one’s pursed male lips around a straw and suck on it.

Has Torch been watching Sex Drive?

What kind of sick fuck drinks beer through a straw?

This seems to be pointless.  I’ve been using a device known as “The Straw” for all my drinking needs when I don’t want to lift a cup up into a vision obstructing manner.

True. I might just be entering the function-follows-form era of my life. I’ll start making J A L O P N I K W A V E videos because a e s t h e t i c.

It certainly can be.

Best line in the article, hands down.

Now that I’ve read the post, I’m disappointed. I thought it was so the drivers could keep their eyes on the track.

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I think only just because this article was to be a little fun, and not depressing.

I don’t see any reason to air my personal laundry in a post about autos. Also little Amos Yoder is doing fine, not that you ever ask.

Aw, you’re a peach.

“It’s an engineering triumph the same way that a machine that can instantly cover a corn dog in 24K rose gold would be: technically impressive, but a fundamentally stupid and useless way to shout how rich you are.”

Every day Jason finds a new and impressive way to make me incredibly proud to work with him. I adore this…

This is going to make a fantastic movie. Kal Penn with a LOT of age makeup to play Ghosn?

I heard so too. Same goes for Tehran under the Shah (who was an a-hole of the highest order, but that’s a separate discussion.)

He will miss the Skyline of Toyko.

He may be in Lebanon, but he can’t escape the smooth shifting Xtronic CVT which features dynamic step shifting, wider gear ratio coverage, and an adaptive shift controller. The result is a more connected, spirited driving experience – all without sacrificing fuel economy. ©  

Great. Just yesterday I made a Best Offer on eBay that was just around 60% the asking price. Now I feel dirty. Thanks.