There were no good posts today. Nobody inspired a Comment of the Day. We are very disappointed in you. We spend all day reading what you write, and this is the one thing you’re supposed to do for us.

I, uh, I hate that. It looks like it should be on Amazon labeled COOL TUNER CAR MOUSE USB MOUSE LASER USB MOUSE GAMING MOUSE CAR MOUSE

No.

Can’t even come to read car articles without people like you existing.

Yes.

LS swap it?!

Please, God, let 2018 be the year product planners insist upon bringing ‘90s green/teal back to future color palettes.

The Jalopnik editorial team goes into meltdown at a new Volvo coupe. Imagine what will happen if/when they launch a shooting break version - in brown?

I love this. Exactly like the autonomous rigs in the Logan movie!!

I don’t see why anyone wouldn’t want the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything on their Chiron.

I could hack your ride with a coat hanger and flatblade screwdriver

If this was @Midnight Cars Edition, the host would be yelling POINTS

You’ll also find that the gas tank filler is almost always on the opposite side of the car as the tailpipe.

[Scene cut...13 years later]

Well, I applaud him for wanting to spend more time with the family, because you know...that’s more important.

Water cooled 2/10 would not date

Mercedes Lane

Mee mother mee moo moids moo midenmimied mare mot mammom mexammles.

SO BLACK! MUCH ALARM! SUCH SCARE!