This is quintessential Jalopnik content; I come here for stories such as these and the joy of knowing that Torch is geeking out in the best way possible about these turn signals. Never stop, never change, please.

i think you got Kinja’d

Came here to say this

Might I recommend a W212 2014-2016 Benz AMG E63 S-Model? This car is wonderful in every way imaginable, and could potentially still be comfortable and reasonable enough to continue owing after the ALS starts to take its toll.... But seriously, sub-4 second 0-60 times and room for 4 adults and luggage for a weekend out…

This comment section is a dumpster fire, and I can’t believe how many people are defending this dipshit.

You’re a fool, full stop.

There is no planet or alternate universe where suggesting any Cobalt SS is a better idea than any RSX-S is something that is okay or healthy. Seek professional help immediately.

Subjectively speaking as a Honda nut, this is barely a nice price, and I voted as such, because VTEC.

DO YOU WANT ALTERED CARBON?

I bought a set of LED bulbs off of eBay for $18 shipped, I threw them into my daily beater and I have to say I’m pleasantly surprised.... I figured for $18 they’d probably be total trash but dammit if they don’t work great insofar as light and pattern.... Every once and awhile I’ll turn them on and one side might not…

lol no worries bruv

in the WHOLE world

came here to post this Benz video

What kinda fish?

um, yeah... what im saying is that kids these days ju- you know what? Nevermind.

omg that smell will NEVER get out of that frunk

i mean, google maps already will alert me if a faster or better route becomes available, and there are usually icons for construction or an accident or whatever

someone presumably younger than me read your comment and has no idea what that hashtag is doing there