Speaking of, have you seen the kind of Christmas shows the mega-churches are now putting on? That's some high-tech shiz! [www.flickr.com]

@Curves: How do I get on that mailing list?

@bender123: We used a proxy method to watch a blacked-out ESPN game online over Thanksgiving.

This isn't directly related, but if you're staying within your domestic calling area, the $20 I spent on MyWi for the iPhone has paid for itself 20x over letting me watch Flash-based movies on the laptop on a boat. [www.flickr.com]

Do you think the FBI guy who came up with this idea likes to say, "Baby I can be you backdoor man!"

Can I get that attachment for my dremel?

Second tale of payback today. Are we going with revenge-themed stories this hump day?

Who will have it first?!!!

Yet nobody is impressed when I burp into the microphone at karaoke.

@Teach-a-man-to-fish: @CoolSnack: Do you guys have trouble breathing once you hit terminal velocity? I blame my gigantic notstrils because I can hardly breathe on a motorcycle going over 100mph as well, but I have to figure something out — a face cover or something.

@RacecarBoobTat: Total image-link fail. [www.flickr.com]

Does this diet make me look thin?

Funny video, and it obviously served it's purpose of stirring the imagination of the Internet. However, the best part of skydiving is that perpetual falling feeling. This just looks like watching a movie in an uncomfortable harness.

I've yet to figure out why all video services EXCEPT Vimeo work at my office. What's up with you Vimeo?!!!

Just keep an eye open for the radioactive boars.

Call me when there's an OLD Milwaukee jacket. Until then, I'll be drinking.

Hmmm. Blacklights and body paint. That sounds like a good idea for most photo shoots.

I'm not changing my password, so if my comments suddenly get un-funny, you know they cracked the encryption.

But did they bite the heads off the androids?!!

You know, some of us make our living writing those palm-rest labels. The Intel inside stickers, not so much.