I never brush my teeth that long and my mirror is covered in spots.

Not a single one of these things excite me.

They should have gone with a lion. NOBODY effs with a lion.

You can't slam down a cell phone at the end of a conversation ...

Will these get my iPhone 3GS on the Getty Images approved camera list? Hmmm .... think I'll stick with my X1.

Could they not get Christian Slater for the skateboarder? #canon1dmarkiv

@DesignHobo: Why not jump on Win7 while you can try the Release Candidate for free?!! The power of 64-bit processing with 8GB of RAM makes my computer run so much faster than it did in XP with the 3GB cap. It's worth the time, I promise.

The technology that's killing me right now is televisions. I didn't jump into the LCD crazy too early, but I still paid a premium two years ago for a 720p LCD. Now I'm trying to update the living room, and I just don't know when is going to be the right time to jump in. 120Hz? 240Hz? LED backlighting? Wait for OLEDs?…

Another program I put on all my machines is Pismo File Mount. It works as an add-in to windows, so all you have to do is right-click a file to get an option to mount it.

This screams scam to me. The video comes off as a complete informercial, and I wouldn't be surprised if those "patients" were paid actors.

I'm not even slightly interested until they bring back the Iroc-Z package.