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Bojangles waves over at your fast food chicken kiddie table.

Also, it’s inherently flawed because a good portion of strategy is devoted to getting “airtime” (two feet off the ground at one time) when judges aren’t looking or it’s undetectable to the human eye. Not only is it inefficient and ridiculously contrived in terms of a sport (okay, subjective opinion), but competitors

Bullshit (HA!). It’s counterintuitive motions but way, way too subjective to ever be taken seriously or respected. There’s also, what, 15 people in the US race walk trials each year? Fuck this clown shoes event.

Hey is an easy ice breaker before distributing my more in-depth questionnaire.

GET OUTTA HERE CANADA THIS IS USA THREAD

Whatever, he’s just getting committed to his role as the Alex Winter of US Swimming.

A dirty bomb in Rio is certainly not a specific term. Could be filled with shit-water, corruption, Russian doping results, etc.

In this part of the world, they call this getting Koi-ed. #themoreyouknow

Whereas Ben and Jerry’s usually make a politically themed ice cream, I’m a little sad Ted didn’t get the nomination; Campbell’s Soupreme Court would have had a 4/9 chance to be delicious!

“What did the five fingers say to the face?” Is posting this clip necessary? We have no reason to make Jason Pierre Paul feel left out.

Wanna get realllll weird? Eat a gloom and see what happens.

Colon has already consumed Tomsula’s horse.

Come on, we all know Rhode Island would littlefinger some shit, taking out some Glory Boy state coming in all valiant.

Okay, see, these fans thought they were golden, which is the nicest thing this state has had since they turned over land stolen from Chickasaw warriors for casinos.

I’ll go out on a lin and say he’s going to have a lot of new hair styles to pick from and he’ll roll with it.

...Your punishment must be more severe.

Upon waking, apparently the man had to emphatically convince Tebow he was indeed circumcised.

At least here in the US, most of these races are held in trail systems that have huge environmental regulations, capping participants and forcing lottery systems. Some of the largest 100 mile races in the states (Rocky Raccoon, for example) have caps that rarely exceed 1000 people, if they even can completely fill

I guess you weren’t in New York during the 19th century!!!!!