At least Team Rocket Go hasn’t been experiencing constant server issues.

Colon has already consumed Tomsula’s horse.

Come on, we all know Rhode Island would littlefinger some shit, taking out some Glory Boy state coming in all valiant.

Okay, see, these fans thought they were golden, which is the nicest thing this state has had since they turned over land stolen from Chickasaw warriors for casinos.

If this was Dreamworks, Ratatwoille would have been released years ago to forgettable mediocrity and someone like Carlos Mencia or Dane Cook as a cat. Then again, Cars 3.

I’ll go out on a lin and say he’s going to have a lot of new hair styles to pick from and he’ll roll with it.

...Your punishment must be more severe.

Upon waking, apparently the man had to emphatically convince Tebow he was indeed circumcised.

At least here in the US, most of these races are held in trail systems that have huge environmental regulations, capping participants and forcing lottery systems. Some of the largest 100 mile races in the states (Rocky Raccoon, for example) have caps that rarely exceed 1000 people, if they even can completely fill…

I guess you weren’t in New York during the 19th century!!!!!

So we now have to sub in Watt AND Lebron next game? UGH

Looking at his level of coherence, body weight and surprisingly well-written blog responses over the course of this in comparison to hacks like Scot Jurek during his AT attempt, looks like Dean Karnazes has a new challenger for World’s Fittest Man!

Salt Lick is in Driftwood, go back to California, etc.