raccoonswillfuckingcutyou
RaccoonsWillFuckingCutYou
raccoonswillfuckingcutyou

I’m 5'6", all torso, no legs. Even “short” pants need modified, and every shirt becomes a crop top for me. My sister is also 5'6", but all legs and no torso. Neither of us can find a damn pair of pants that fit.

I have a Miniature Dachshund. I argued with a woman for a full five minutes about her breed, after which time I ceded and agreed that my tiny wiener dog was a Doberman.

For myself, I can’t fathom eating that much food in one sitting, hardly over an entire day.

Google will you sell you a brand new Nexus 5x for $199/$249 (16GB/32GB) with activation.

I saw a raccoon kill a kitten once. Raccoons have mauled my mother’s outdoor cats multiple times.