“Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.”
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Alex Guerrero will go down as a hero if he can successfully Yoko the Patriots.
So in order to defend his coworker, the big baseball man hit the bad baseball man’s coworker. Then after hitting the bad baseball man’s coworker (who is basically just a bystander), he looked at the bad baseball man in the other team’s man cave and said, “That’s for you.” Then the baseball team people, impressed with…
I can't wait to see what sort of machine they'll graft Booger's flesh onto next year
Stop using them. Just sit on the goddamn toilet.
Norm Macdonald said it best: I’m much more interested in what makes Tiger extraordinary than what makes him ordinary.
Jeff Zucker and CNN as a whole, deserve to burn in hell. He gave Trump millions of dollars of free air time to give his entire stump speeches, unedited. Then when he realizes that he can’t stop the monster he created he offers a half hearted “Aww jeez, maybe that wasn’t a good thing we done did.” And people now view…
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To be fair, I think the Celtics are totally unreasonable. It’s Paul Pierce’s night, and they DARE to play a basketball game. It just becomes a distraction.
We’re out here destroying eyeballs. — Allen’s outfit
Hold our beer. — John Daly’s pants
Used to be us. (sniff) — Jesper Parnevik’s closet
Oh god, don’t give them any ideas.
I think the craziest part about Mickelson’s shot is that Pelz could have stood like 2 to 3 feet closer.
Agreed. I only wish that I had the sharpness and acuity of my 87 year-old dad. He blows me away with some insight, fact, or historical context every time we speak. And historical context is no small thing.
I can’t believe Tom Brady is 1-5 lifetime against the Manning brothers in the biggest games they can play (AFC Championships and Super Bowls). 16% winning percentage! Holy cow that’s bad!
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My favorite is that they’re on a 1-34 run. I don’t think anybody will ever pull that off again. And they’re keeping their coach (who is only 1-31). Phenomenal.