/Holds arms as far apart as I can

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

Hell being a Thursday Night Football game with the Dolphins vs Ravens

President Trump has responded to the allegations against Al Franken by Tweeting “May God be with the people of Sutherland Springs, Texas.”

If he isn’t, it’s a travesty.

don’t wish on that monkey’s paw for the sklars to come back because we’ll just get cheap seats with sean salisbury and ed werder

Who the fuck is Michel Foucault?

This isn’t going to be in any particular order. It’s also going to be long.

It’s not provable. There isn’t security camera footage of him walking in on this woman’s (note I am calling her a woman where he consistently, repeatedly calls her a girl) shower. What we *can* prove is that she made the accusation. And he has a history of defensively discussing other sexually aggressive actions (see…

In the immortal words of George Carlin:

You may laugh, but that single fly is all the sustenance that Collinsworth needs for ten more years in the booth. If he ever catches a small bird or rodent we may never see the end of him.

Aikman sees this every Sunday they work together.

should have been exhibit A in the horse people v boat people debate

I might just be a sociopath, and I’m all for college players being paid big $$ and even for pros to get more $$ and many more rights (a better union, weed, not having to sign the new ‘won’t sue the sheild’ thing,) but outside of friends, family, and the young/vulnerable I am pretty apathetic to any random adult’s ACL…

Did you stop watching movies because you are worried about injured stuntmen?
Just trying to figure out what other forms of dehumanizing entertainment you’ve actually decided to draw this line around.

Found GRRM’s burner.

How does HamNo feel about this? I need my Jaguar Junction. It’s the sports news I crave!

17. When the ball breaks its placental sac, allow it to climb about your body gently probing for any weaknesses and using its lace sensor to detect potential sources for food.