South Park is basically the only cartoon that's done so quickly. It's partially because it's all drawn by software (AT is drawn by hand, I think) and partially because Matt & Trey built an insane, ridiculous work schedule around being able to get it done so quickly. 7-day work weeks during the season, and then a long…

... So, Pokemon is the new Nintendo timeline to drive fans bonkers after Zelda?

I hope they show the part where the British fought a war to save the colonies, then asked that maybe the colonies pay a little extra money to help fund their own protection, at which point the colonies flipped the fuck out, kicked the Brits in the balls and stole their house.

Sorry, I just like being 'That Guy' when…

It's always fun to see the "official" explanation for this stuff.

Sexless species who self-identify... so while some critics might say "Wah, they made the girl one pink and that's sexist" you can come back with "they're genderless, and that's how Toadette self-identifies" then watch their brain explode in real-time.

So they're a sexless species with traditional gender roles? That's actually kind of interesting.

"With musical guest...COUNTING FALCOS" (RIP Don Pardo btw)

What is Gamergate? I get search results about female ants

I think the lifespan of the hinges may improve if you stop violently shaking your consoles :P

I wasn't sold on this article until you paired up Arianna Grande with Jigglypuff. Too perfect.

All is forgiven.

What's with kids and coming up with spooky game ideas? I had a friend who told me a story about an upcoming Genesis Sonic sequel called "Bloody Knuckles" where Sonic and Knuckles had gory deaths and the spikes where all covered with blood.

It sounded stupid at the time, but I have to give my friend some credit where…

If you view Super Mario 64 as the fifth Super Mario game... then he was actually telling the truth.

Also, dude. That's not "part of the article." That's a third-person bio, a journalism/journal standard from research to creative writing that accompanies the end of articles and includes some of the author's background and credentials.

Well that explains this...

Interesting. He doesn't seem to be using a lot of movement, just timely uses of shield/dodging and some well-placed Ganondorf kicks.

Real Smash Bros. Fact:

Metroid doesn't need to crawl because Metroid can fly.

It's as if Tecmo is at once commenting on sexual exploitation, while at the same time inviting players to participate in similar exploitation throughout the game in the name of fan service.

It's obvious, she's searching for clothes.