If I don't post a warning, people complain. If I post a warning, people complain.

People complain that Nintendo should make games for iOS and Android.

At first I was all, "the cat is just moving the pawn forward." Then I was all, "hold on, he's going for the en passant! This cat is brilliant!" and then, "oh, wait, nope, just a cat."

Shocking ! People have trouble differentiating people in ethnicities they're not in regular contact with !