Given your response to the other person in this thread, I think you pose an interesting question. Would I have felt better if Hillary had won? No. You’re right—racists are still, would still be, have always been in our midst. Trump didn’t invent the attitudes that have gained popularity and won him the election. His…

I always trust my local dogfighter when he says his dogs are all looked after in luxury hotels.

I don’t let myself get hyped ever, and tend to approach this stuff with a calm and cool perspective so I don’t get disappointed.

You might be wondering, why in the world is this column called ‘Come yourself to death’? Well, there’s a sex game where that can indeed happen. I’m hoping that AM writes about it eventually.

There’s a proper cannon on the first level.

There’s nothing canon in that world, just shrooming all day n’ watching crazy shit.

Seeing as how Nintendo will kill this in the time it takes me to write this comment, I genuinely wonder why the people who made this didn’t invest all that time into making their own original game, which they could actually sell. As soon as Nintendo sees this they will crush these guys’ hard work, so I kinda think...…

Honestly, we try not to discriminate at all when it comes to beliefs and political viewpoints. But we do discriminate when it comes to assholes, so you probably shouldn’t apply.

On behalf of that guy:

True story: I was on the Destiny Reddit two weeks ago, and some guy was being the typical internet whiny, entitled douche. I made a snarky reply to his comment, he replied to that with more whiny entitled assholery, and I told him that his comment made him sound like a douchecanoe and gave him some pointers on how to…

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

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Does not open from this side

Shocker’s always been written interestingly. His appearance in She-Hulk’s comic was especially good:

So, the person he squatted next to to arm that bomb no longer plays video games, correct? You don't recover from that can't of trauma.

Incredibly relevant, and once you finish watching this you’ll never be able to un-see what it points out. (Start at 0:08.)

It’s like an endless game of whack-a-mole, except the moles are boners

“Death Simulator”