The Ksum of all fears.

Portia and Albie together on their one year anniversary as a couple.

Now that they’ve killed him off on Mythic Quest, where am I gonna get my F. Murray Abraham tv fix if he’s not on season 3? Just send the old guy to India to find enlightenment... at a luxury hotel.

On the plus side, I will be saving $15 a month not paying for HBO Max as part of my own broader financial review!

Someday very soon the only thing the entire Warner/Discovery family of platforms and stations will have to offer is this:

Um..spoiler?

She should make a Star War.

As you are new to film history, let’s go over some quotes from your Cameron-doubting forebears. “Why make a sequel to Alien? The first one was great!” “A sequel to that robot movie? Who asked for this?” “Who would want to see a movie about a hundred year old boat?”

Would that it were so simple. But no, it’s going to make a lot of money for everyone, because of our culture’s obsession with Unobtanium.

Can you blame him for droolin’ all over Sally Field? Should’ve called that movie Smokeshow and the Bandit.

She cheated on Andrew Shue? He’s the dreamiest!!

Good Morning America still exists? Huh.

I’m calling it out as kind of annoying?

Anybody else think Greg might be the cowboy Quentin was referring to? And Quentin was on the other end of Greg’s phone calls? We’ve been thinking Daphne and Cameron were the grifters, but maybe that’s a misdirect. Just a thought … 

Oh you’re still using the old transistor shower curtains, aren’t you?  Get with the times, grandpa!

It wasn’t even valued at $44 billion when he offered that much. He overvalued it so much the shareholders were legally obligated to hold him to it. What a fucking idiot.

This is like when Homelander took over Vought.

It's going about how I thought it would, I just didn't think ot would all happen at 16x speed.

He might have strengthened his case if  Top Gun: Maverick weren’t basically a super-hero film. I mean, not capes and tights, but the superheroics were in full effect.

David Letterman and Conan O’Brien brought in for questioning.