“powerful debut from one of the most well-known women of our time.”

Right? Like

Was this an exhibit at last week’s UFO hearings? 

So they’re both banging Olivia Wilde is what you’re saying?

I thought the song was intended to be about being abused (and implicitly criticizing toxic relationships), rather than condoning abuse or toxicity? That said, Matchbox 20 was the first real concert I ever went to, so maybe I’m just biased.

I wanna go antiquing in Santa Fe with Robert Downey Jr. 

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t love Lizzy Caplan

wishing him a quick recovery

Ask not for whom the bait clicks.

And based on that last paragraph you didn’t want to have to write this!

 Raises the question, Is Keanu Reeves going around breaking things so that he can jump in and be the hero?

I think the real revelation is that all of them (but especially Beckinsale) are old enough to have been celebrities 30 years ago.

I would have figured the hundreds of direct to VHS vacation films, detective movies, and music video compilations they released immediately after Full House were more likely to have ruined their childhood.

I do not regret googling this.

It’s not so much that Gal is a dork for doing the Imagine thing, it’s that the internet is full of assholes who will shit upon anything nice for the lulz and clicks. 

“Get Paul Anderson in here for a marketing opportunity!”

Sounds like this teenager watched a few too many episodes of The Fugitive...

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The last time I saw Rick was in 1995, when we were wrapping the final episode for season six of Better Dead Than Red. Unbeknown to us at the time, CBS had pulled the plug and that turned out to be the series finale. Honestly, the whole premise of two semi-retired CIA agents operating behind the iron curtain to bring…