It seems like just yesterday it was Venture rapidly going out of business, and its shuttered locations were being turned into Kmarts.

I really liked JGL in Brick. I’d recommend people go watch Brick. 

He needs to file a grievance with Payroll.

Was it $1? Was it $2? Was it $1.35? DOES THIS SITE NOT EMPLOY FACT CHECKERS?

I love me some Olivia Colman but she can get in line and wait her turn. If anyone’s coming after Dench it’s going to be Maggie Smith or Helen Mirren.

And no female protagonist along for the adventure, just a digital assistant issued to him by Q named Alexa (purely coincidence).

Looking forward to the next Bond film, where Bond is called in to prevent warehouse workers from organizing a union.

Jennifer Lynch directed the most batshit insane erotic thriller ever: Boxing Helena.

Always loved his appearances.  

“Can I have an ORDINARY household task? One that you’d PROBABLY want to PUT OFF?”

On behalf of all horny teen boys in the days before the internet, thankyou sir for ‘Stripes’.

“Well, no one told me specifically to not draw on the paintings. I blame management for their lack of guidance!”

Me three. City of Lost Children dropped at the perfect time for me as an insufferable video store cinéaste. I lost track of Jeunet about half-way through A Very Long Engagement (like, literally half-way through. I don’t think I ever finished it) but this looks like a return to form, and I’m here for it.

That said, I’d…

I mean, by classic (1940s-50s) romcom standards the only surprising thing about this pairing is that *both* leads are in their 50s.

Are you telling me Satan’s heart didn’t flip when Odenkirk showed up as the dad in Little Women? 

Man, I know French Dispatch is one of Anderson's more divisive movies, but I was hoping it would get at least a screenplay nod or something.

We pretty much stopped ordering stuff from Amazon (because reasons) but we still watch Prime Video occasionally, usually for specific shows (The Expanse, although that’s over; Wheel of Time, etc.). It’d be nice if they had a “Prime Video Only” subscription instead of bundling it with a whole bunch of shit we don’t use.

Peyton Manning loving Emily in Paris was the best thing SNL has done for a long time.

The title should say “six words”. You’re not even doing clickbait right!

Yeah.