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But enough about the Kentucky DMV.

Many people are saying he could do a better job runing the afterlife. He hasn’t really thought about it, but people are saying it. Have you seen who they are letting in these days? Its a disgrace. These people are making up all sorts of nasty rummors and then God just lets them in. No consequenses. But well see what…

You’d prefer he go to church? 

“I can prove I’m God. You can’t prove I’m not. Now, how can I prove I’m God? Well, there are six definitions for God in the American Heritage Dictionary, and number five is a very handsome man, and my wife says I’m a very handsome man, and nobody argues with my wife.”

These comments gave me cancer.

Living on the side of the ocean with healthcare

Here’s my 2011

Agreed on WeatherTech...put them in my old RAV4 and currently have them in my Miata. Fantastic product.

this is the first car I’ve ever seen outside of a Weather Tech ad that has actually rocked those.

The car looks clean otherwise.

Nope! A big NOPE at this price.

Filthy engine bay, suspiciously replaced gearbox, and a big ol’ subwoofer in the back? Poorly maintained bro mobile. Crack pipe.

He put her in anticipation that she would be battered. That’s assault. If you want to get technical, she was battered too. It’s offensive contact. Doesn’t matter how hard he hit the seat.

What airlines?  I’ve always had an option at some stage to choose my seats if I want to pay for the privilege, or have my seat assigned at random.  Even Frontier does it.  Not that it matters, there will always be a shrieking child directly behind you, kicking your seat, while their drunk parents do nothing at all.

So if I hold a pillow near your face and swing a bat at it, as long as I hit the pillow first, and only hit the pillow, I’ll be fine?

Not really. Airplane seats are meant to recline and it only goes back like 2 inches. If space means that much to you, then it’s your responsibility to find a seat up front with no seat in front of you.

Now, while I don’t necessarily feel that what the dollar-store-Shel Silverstein-looking dude is doing rises to the level of assault