FUCK. I really want to hate this show out of respect for Clarkson and Co.

Heat.

I like Wranglers. Yeah, there is the image thing with them, but I’d take one because I’d actually off-road it, take the doors off and it is unabashedly not modern. The Murano doesn’t compete with the Wrangler other than both are convertibles and in that respect then it competes with a Boxter Spyder. The Murano CC does…

You can actually send them a bag of dicks.

Nissan recent history: stole race car idea, got caught, developed new race car trying to defy physics like Porsche but in the opposite way, failing miserably, and then people are surprised they haven’t got enough class to terminate employees respectfully.

Talk about doing it wrong all the way.

Dear Nissan, the only thing uglier than your cars is the way you treat your employees.

It probably seemed like a good idea at the time even if they regret it now.

Not liking things because they’re hipster is the ultimate hipster.

It already has bitten them — they drive a first-generation Rogue.

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How sadly anti-climactic! But thanks for sharing anyway ^^

as a hormone driven young adult living near this establishment one summers day me and a car full of friends were driving by and couldn’t resist the story the potential of an awesome story. so we went through the drivethru. ended up being an ok looking stripper just dancing in the window. wasnt all that great of a…

Wyoming has some great rest stops.

American Stonehenge you say...

But does Bruce Campbell trump Bill Paxton? It’s an age-old debate.

Pretty sure that’s near Vegas, dude.

And one bagpiper.

Let’s be real about the reason for those casualty numbers: Stalin didn’t think twice about pouring his people, civilians and all, into situations in which death was guaranteed. He refused to evacuate his cities because he believed that civilian casualties would make his men fight harder. He gladly sacrificed tens of…