When your team is in a fight for a playoff spot, Lance did what anyone would do.

Yes, clearly a superior focus on fundamentals by the team that missed four straight free throws.

Not saying it is, just trying to make a poorly worded joke about people who might have a fetish for their partner being completely silent during intercourse and having to resort to paying for the service.

100% chance that “good cut!” is the cheer he hears most often.

It’s time for the New York Post Mike Lupica Headline Game!

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

What a moron!

The right has made so many things political that it feels impossible to have non-political opinions. I like science! That’s now a political opinion. Old people shouldn’t starve! That’s now a political opinion. My daughter likes Daniel Tiger! That’s now a political opinion.

Everything is political, politics being the name we give to the process of figuring out how we’re going to live together as a society. “Will we allow discrimination against certain types of people and if so, which ones” is a very basic political question, and unlike some other things that people have started to think…

This was a fight that I lost so many times with my editors that I eventually quit journalism. You would not believe the number of times that reporters want to call a lie a lie, and editors walk it back because they’re scared of seeming like the reporter is “taking a side.” Telling the truth is not a demonstration of…

So now it’s a political statement to say that discriminatory laws are stupid?

this +1000. Trump is impacting his very base here. Sadly the budget did not even come from him. it was created in a cauldron in a warlock’s coven.

Hey, Meals on Wheels isn’t political, either. But, you know, it’s 2017, and evidently feeding the elderly poor just isn’t a good investment anymore and anybody who says differently or advocates basic human decency is just being ‘political’ anymore.

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

For a 71 year old... his hands actually look great.

How can that hand even belong to him?! It’s like 10 shades lighter than his Flamin’ Hot Cheeto face!

With everyone losing their minds like that in a Brazilian soccer game, I hope the ref at least kept his head.

That banner is like a clown’s handkerchief.

And that’s why you always wear your best undies to the soccer match.