Why are the dicking around with injecting Febreeze into the headrests instead of just replacing the headrests in the first place? People paid going on $50,000 for these things, just replace the damn headrest.

David, no, not really...

Good god, David. It’s rusting from the top on down. Stay the hell away from this cursed Jeep. Something unholy must have happened in it.

I missed the part showing us why the red interior is so special and “coveted”?

Keep an eye out for this guy while you’re there.

Boston has to have some of the best drivers in the world. Or they would all be dead, the way they drive. Italy is much the same. Absolutely bat-shit insane, and at high speed to boot. But the place I refuse to drive is Paris. Appalling drivers, and no fucks given about bumping you out of the way. ALL the cars are…

Nowadays, that $25K will get you into a pretty decent C5 Z06.  It may not have a V12 under the bonnet, but it will soundly thrash this 850Ci in the 0-60 sprint and be considerably cheaper to fix should anything go wrong.  OTOH, it does come with a typical GM Interior by Fisher-Price.... but you might be okay with that…

I’m really looking forward to Bob’s take when he weighs in considering he’s been knee deep in his 850 for a while. Even though this one has a stick, $25K is stupid money for this car. The chrome wheels add to the cocaine fantasy but detract from the value of the car, even if they are AC Schnitzers.

I have mixed feelings about these camper options. They can be cumbersome, and need so many finicky pieces to work right.

I used to tent camp, and I also used to have a full-size Bronco, so the “sleeping off the ground in the relative comfort of a car” part is a non-issue; what I don’t understand is, at least looking at the pics, how much tent is outside the car to make this practical/functional?

What gets my goat is they replaced the XJ with the Liberty, a vehicle that was worse in *every* conceivable way excepting, maybe, MPG.
Less interior space, less capable, ugly and relatively expensive.

oh, thank you. You’ve reminded me that the Aztek may not be the ugliest American car ever, because Liberty. Aztek may still be uglier, but is no more stupid

You have to hand it to the Aztek’s tent for what it accomplished: covering up at least part of one of the most jaw-droppingly ugly vehicles to ever come out of Detroit. It was probably a big factor in finally pulling Pontiac under—sunk by that fustercluck car.

the ugliest American car ever, the Pontiac Aztek

I could totally fill that hero's tent with my hero farts.

I’m pretty sure most jeep folks get a huge RV to pull their jeep to go camping.  That’s what I see around here.

I consider this not only appropriate usage, it is almost a perfect example of a hero.

“Hero” seems to mean something different to you.

On the upside, when you get evicted from your house for having too many junk vehicles you have a $13 solution. Especially if you have several XJs. 

This is a bad idea.  Alcohol poisoning is no joke.