Eh, twenty years from now people will still know who KISS was. The Beatles haven’t been together since 1969 and we still know them. We know who Deep Purple and Foghat and Foreigner are. Hell, Phil Collins is still a thing and he hasn’t been relevant since  the early 90's. That’s almost 30 years ago now.

The gamble that this could be “worth something someday” isn’t worth garaging it for 20 years. Also, my guess is that the “rabid KISS fans” segement of the population is shrinking rapidly. 

I’m still convinced these guys are a money laundering operation or something. 

1.) this site is nearly unusable at times on mobile. Constant crashing.

Yes, the site is basically unusable. (I’m on the latest iOS and Chrome, I’d anyone from Kinja tech is reading.)

Imagine being this angry over a mild, somewhat speculative, article about a driver’s motivations towers the end of his career.

Saying a 40 year old F1 driver is probably ready to retire is edgy? 

Are you suggesting Detroit is mediocre? As an ex-Detroiter who worked downtown for a few years, I’m not sure “mediocre” is the word I’d use.

1. This site is basically unusable on Desktop too. I had to turn off my adblocker because it didn’t let me load comments for some reason. My laptop got quite toasty (it peaked at 69C while loading the page I linked plus comments and it kept loading stuff while I wrote a long ass comment, so it probably got higher.) htt…

Yeah this happens on every mobile browser I’ve used.

All it does is crash and not load properly no matter the browser I use. Firefox, chrome, safari, etc. all the same issues. Not to mention I’ll be reading an article or commenting and 5 minutes later it all freaks out so it can take me to the top of the page and see some bullshit ad. 

JOHNNY: ...because the Grand Cherokee is pretty old at this point. (WAITS)

Everyone else sorta commented but this is a crap projector.

Everyone else sorta commented but this is a crap projector.

And don’t turn on a flashlight or the whole screen will be washed out :)

And don’t turn on a flashlight or the whole screen will be washed out :)

Regarding #1, I really like the gawker sites and it’s sad to watch them slowly come apart, but Kinja has -always- been one of the worst commenting platforms. There’s no way to collapse comments, no sorting, there’s no real threading, there’s constant gating that you have to go through to actually see more comments; I…

Fuck that. I want a unicorn. Or a dragon. Or a map of Middle Earth. Pretty much anything would be better than a map of Detroit.

People from Detroit dont even want this. Or, rather, people from north of 8 mile that say the’yre from Detroit

It's good they've decided to include this map of Detroit to really drive home how mediocre this car will be.

Neat.  I don’t want that feature.

Hey Gabe,

Hey Gabe,