Anyway, baseball needs heels

I’ll translate. “He’s good at baseball but he’s a piece of shit.”

No, an NHL enforcer backs up and owns his actions. Machado is the equivalent of an NHL pest; the little shit who chops you with his stick and throws elbow in the corner to get you pissed and off your game, then skates away claiming innocence and relying on the enforcer to fight for him…

“It’s a dirty play by a dirty player. I have a lot of respect for him as a player, but you can’t respect someone who plays the game like that.”

Weird.  Machado didn’t even take the time to try to clip Kratz in the head as he scored.  Is he feeling all right?

“Dude....”

ha ha ha ha ha ha. No. I can’t wait to see what hapless jamoke they appoint next. 

The House of Saud cares about the Quran about as much as evangelical Christians in the US care about the bible. They are tools of control for these people. The Saudis claim to care about Islam, but it’s only for their subjects. They can and do whatever the fuck they want regardless what the Quran says. 

No one, literally no one in the US government is going to do dick about Saudi Arabia. What did Obama do? Clinton? This isn’t new behavior. SA makes Russia look like fucking Norway yet nothing is done because our politicians can’t do without all that sweet Saudi cash. 

He just needs to switch jobs with his brother.

You aren’t wrong! Go to https://deadspin.com/tag/jon-gruden, and scroll down and right-click on each Gruden image and select “open image in new tab”. Then cycle through those new tabs (ctrl-tab to go through them quickly, in order) and you’ll see how some of the others are more faded than this current one.

I completely forgot that they gave Gruden a 10 year contract, partially because I still can’t understand why you would give almost any coach in the NFL a 10 year contract without first having even a trial period of some kind.

...and have made lifelong friendships

You should aim higher. Have you tried bocce ball? 

I’m actually kinda surprised they didn’t go out before the playoffs and trade Yasmani for the entire Red Sox organization while they were at it.

You are surprised that they didn’t trade for two of the top catchers in the game, neither of whom their teams would have traded to the Dodgers (Giants trade arguably their best position player to the hated Dodgers? Cards deep in the playoff hunt & having just given Yadi a contract extension last year)? Or for a guy…

I’m amazed shit like that doesn’t happen to him every game. Burfict should be nowhere near an NFL field.

You’re kidding right? Causes are great and all, but a real man puts his family first before any cause.

Ignore Mr. Alighieri and do what you need to do. People who negatively effect their lives because of politics, are some of the unhappiest people I know. Work your ass off to get to a higher position and then guess what, you have more editorial control. You quiit, and you’ll just run into someone else you disagree…

was expecting a kinja’d meme. this is just fine