Good.

Too little too late. If it is filed Tuesday, the government’s responsive pleadings won’t be due until September 10. Responses to written discovery won’t end up being due for another couple of months at a minimum. By this time the ship will have sailed and TikTok will probably be owned by Microsoft. Which is good. The…

I read about this too. What the article here fails to mention is that the school is private, the parents had not claimed a religious basis for her hair, and the parents refused to meet with the school board about the issue. 

There is an absolute zero percent chance this car has not been heavily smoked in.

Have you never seen Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones? Or Mick Jagger? Or Keith Richards?

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This part was the best!

Of course, he meant absentee, as in necessary due to an inability to vote in person (military personnel overseas), and mail in, as in unnecessary due to laziness (lazy people who don't get off of the couch).

Antagonize? LOL.

Only kids say things like “cry more and then kill yourself.” Well, dumb kids.

Yes, dumb /S.

It is not in everything until you make it in everything. Some people don’t want to read about political bullshit all of the time. Sometimes people want to read about aliens, and aliens alone. Nowhere to put the Gawker political garbage, so stick it in Gizmodo, a tech site, where it doesn’t belong. Politics are…

Very interesting. On a side note, McDonald’s is nasty. And full of chemicals.

Someone is jelly.

It will all come out in the wash. If the guy assaulted a federal agent or destroyed private property, he should have been detained. They might have picked up the wrong guy based on a description, but maybe not. People lie. Especially about crimes. If you dress in black riot gear near a riot, you could be confused with…

“We have never provided user data to the Chinese government, nor would we do so if asked.”

Add some cheap vodka and have yourself a John Daly!

Why no comments here and on other “articles”? I don’t think everyone else finally got sick of the political bullshit, so what gives?

It will float off into the breeze, aka white flight.

Dubai Police Will Continue to Bring All Cyber Criminal in Justice.