Instead of a gyroscope, when you buy one you should get your pick of a free tombstone or artificial leg.

Cool fact: the last performance held at the outdoor theater was a surprise gig by the Rolling Stones. 

Buyer finds compartment and exclaims “Whoa, this is alot of cocaine! This is too much cocaine!”

WeinerFest 2020.

They wouldn’t give two shits about the emails. And would clear the parking lot instantly with an LRAD.

I rspectfully recommend you do a ride-along. You may think a lttle differently.

Next year it will be Breakin’ From Socialist Society 2: Electric Boogaloo.

As detailed in the highly recommended F1: Drive to Survive docuthingy, the writing has been on the wall at Williams. So many things stand out. Like the fact that there are 1,400 people on team Mercedes. The money involved is out of control and I’m glad they are making it a more even ground. I’m sure that there will be…

Damn. We are gonna have to blast all of these monkeys into space.

Looting can score you some luggage.

That Zach guy is funny. Odd if you watch him on that cars and coffee thing, but funny on film.

Well that was extra mean.

Well that was mean.

We really just don't need Ohio State.

Goooood Tim the KNinja.

My brain just read that as pooting starts sharting starts.

More like Swiss. I hate cottage. And cottages.

Well that was mean.

Trump probably just thought it was something cool to say. 

Tell it like it is. Good song.