Speaking out you say? Always remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought of as an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Aussie cop bros, do you even metadata?

Caleb is Engerraund’s brother, Jean Mi. He was changed. Alot.

Why do they insist you come to the lot? Really?

Not surprising, as those on the far left are scared to have their picture taken. Like it’s going to steal their soul or something.

Oh, we're sorry. We thought you said you wanted three months ADDED to your sentence. Oops. Can't undo that!

Correct me if I’m wrong, but if I the kill all golfers they’ll lock me up and throw away the key.

The only place I can find the Hasbro child available for preorder is Walmart. Screw that. Walmart is the devil. The devil.

Fartknocker.

Damn. Dude was stoked.

This. I want one. But don’t need one. So I wonder how long it will take for the price to drop.

It wasn't progress they hated.

It’s ok. Sometimes you have to sacrifice something in the never-ending quest for extreme comfort!

Sorry, but I found it funny that you accidentally left a word out.

You seem jelly.

It seems like they had a company slogan at one time along these lines. Timex - It takes a licking ...

I guess they missed the part where he repeatedly said “the pharmaceutical version.” And “we’re going to be able to make that drug.” And “drug available by prescription or states.”

The only reason? Please. These two complete idiots drank household poison. The only reason is because they are/were morons.

Did anyone catch the glimpse of Detroit World? There were no customers there of course.

Hell, I could do this.