UPS drivers rarely reverse. And very rarely turn left (in the U.S.).

If I could just find something to remove ink, I would have three more pairs of (expensive) pants to wear. I’ve tried just about everything. I’m convinced the ink in pens now is actually an alien secretion.

If I could just find something to remove ink, I would have three more pairs of (expensive) pants to wear. I’ve tried…

They did.

I now kind of want to see Julia Roberts as a black woman. Someone make that happen.

I’m completely in favor of legalization, but marijuana really does mess with your short term memory.

I don’t know what this means but I like it. Reminds me of the turbo encabulator.

Yeah, more.

It appears to be on every major news outlet, even Fox News.

Clearly these kids have not yet obtained the knowledge that stereotypes are a real time saver.

The judging is usually in the comments section. It’s a feel free to judge zone.

Who cut the funked up hole in the artificial turf “green" at 1:10? That greenskeeper would be fired immediately at Mar-a-laaaaaaago.

You haven’t seen the arm punt? It’s all the rage in college football. NFL teams will be doing it in 5-10 years.

When he finally gets around to putting after 2 solid minutes of screwing around, he putts like a dork.

He was never friends with Derek Carr.

Adrian Peterson knows what the difference is. Christ on a bicycle I just googled it for some reason.

It was in the menu at my local TB today.

This is an abomination. He’s dead to me.

Playing high schook baseball, I got hit in the nuts a couple of times by curveballs that didn’t break, but the best most embarrassing act was in left field. I made a diving catch in foil territory to the delight of the crowd. On the very next pitch to the next batter, a very similar looking ball was hit, and thinking…