“Load the Magazine” was considered, but there are enough jokes about jerking it during downtime at sea.

Gotta give it to him on the technique. Uses canine teeth to puncture can to avoid fumbling with car keys, assumes proper stance as to not spill beer down jersey, pops top, drops left hand covered in beer to avoid dripping beer down the arm, crushes can for maximum flow. 5 seconds flat from catch and release.

Says the one with the nasty mind.

Fuck Draymond Green.

BUSMHR 3211 - Leadership and Character

The man makes a mean hot link. And from what I just read sells about 15 million pounds of it every year.

I'm getting the Jaws theme.

I just watched a thing on Nicklaus and he seriously enjoys some trout fishing these days. Regarding golf, he said "I've had enough of that."

Come on people, it’s a sports family.

The driver helped more than the dad (maybe he was freaking out a bit).

“... the FAA assigned two engineers to oversee flight control systems at its Boeing Aviation Safety Oversight Office that other staff say were poorly qualified for the roles.”

Fuck Kobe.

I'm giving the guy a pass. But just once. Once.

They probably don't want herpes simplex numbers 1 to infinity.

Why is there always some dumbass yelling at the top of his lungs? Chill bro. That shit doesn't help. Remain calm.

I hate to say it but probably nowhere. Well, other than being broke, surfing somewhere. They caught lighting in a bottle.

tl:dr

Where are the Omega Mu’s?

Koepka has high blood pressure due to his choosing to only wear shirts that tightly fit his biceps.