A famous large former basketball man attended an electronic music festival in Brussels, Belgium, during the daytime. He is in the front row of the crowd, rhythmically rocking his large torso in unison with the other patrons to the beat of the music. And he harmlessly squirted some water on people.

Dammit Jim, it’s HIPAA!

It’s an amazing coincidence how his back has only flared up on shitty tee shots. Someone less lazy should do a compilation.

That would be cool, but with a little less rubbin’. You know, a tad more realistic.

Well, this view changes.

The pressure of being the odds favorite got him.

As spoken by Nick Satan:

I find supercross to get boring after the first two laps. Maybe the first. Or the holeshot.

I believe the Yankees are an Adidas team. They probably made him cover it up while he was with the team. Which is stupid.

Can the batter do this if there is a man on first? Because at some point there will be a man on first that doesn’t run when this happens, and there will be a rundown between home and first. Can the runner make it back to home? And continue his at-bat?

So, Dr. Disrespect gets banned from Twitch and whoever took this photo is heralded for catching a chess grandmaster cheating. Makes sense. No, it really does.

His wife Laura likes the straw hat he picked up while wandering around. I do too. That’s a snappy lid, Woody.

Because they are fun to have. I especially enjoy saying “play some AC/DC.” Last night we asked it to pronounce the plural of the word “staff.” And to give us a recipe step by step. And to play some birthday music. And we have don’t give a shit who hears anything we say and have nothing to hide.

Wait until they find out it’s just a tunnel with Kia Soul’s pushed along by cow farts.

They should have added a symbolic three bucks for the three voter’s minds they helped change.

They say the sun is too hot for astronauts to walk on. But what if we go at night?

I have seen into the future. And there are thousands and thousands of Californians yelling “Taxi!”.

Southern Miss. Favre and his tiny penis are the peers he is referencing.

I told you.

Why didn’t he just shit in his pants?