Thank you. I now feel better after being called one my entire life.

I have a feeling they were wishing the Can-Am had a little more power/speed. Which means they will do it again at some point. And that thing needs some front fenders to keep the snow off the windshield. Had to be difficult even with the (slow) wipers. Still looked fun, of course.

I recommend “I Dream of Wires” if you haven’t seen it. Documentary about synthesizers. It may still be on Netflix.

I’m not smart enough to understand your comment, but I like it. And I felt like it was gonna end with:

I bet he grinded his feet in Jeff’s couch too.

Wut. You're yanging my chain. Is he the Deez Nuts of 2020?

Eggs last like 3 weeks past the date I hear. Recently I have just been ignoring the dates on food altogether. Ain’t dead yet!

For real. Straight up fraud. These sonic booms are FAKE.

Where are you getting this from? The majority of this is simply untrue. Federal court is where Elon wants to be. A federal judge (or jury if the parties have not expressly requested a bench trial) is not going to award a ridiculous punitive damages amount based on nominal damages. If they jury did, the judge would…

Studies have shown that words beginning with or containing the letters C, K, or P are inherently more funny.

If any members of the cult were going to hire the guy for some scuba services and chose not to because of this, and he could prove this happened, it would be recoverable.

Actually right in line with the odds. Vegas had Bran the Boring on the throne.

Nice.

Confucius say:

So what do you think his damages are?

I can’t read.

I would say dropping acid a few times a year in high school and college is just “use.” Which means I abused the shit out of it. And it probably abused me.

It’s all good A. Even the queen of England takes a shit. Of course she is intelligent enough to have the curtain closers summoned if she slings poo next to a gigantic crystal clear window. And has buttwipers.

This is the same place that over-served me that night. This place sucks!

The risk of damages is just the bar to keep it from being dismissed before trial. Once at trial, he will have to show some harm or an actual risk of harm to recover anything. It is required in every single civil lawsuit for the plaintiff to recover.