Sorry bro, you didn’t do that the right way.

If the ball is high (like 5'-6"), you gotta go with the tomahawk.

Definitely a time traveler.

Jim Nantz was doing his best to get El Tigre to cry. “Just tell us how it feels. And I mean how it really feels. Deep down in your soul. Think of your kids. And your deceased father. How does it feel? Just tell us."

Good stuff right there.

As others said, probably not. I’m thinking about what may happen. I could be way of base, but I think that basically, Avenaughty will be sued by multiple people, including the disabled guy, if he hasn’t been already. Judgments may be eventually obtained against him in those civil court cases. He will also eventually be…

I bet he got a free bowl of soup with that hat.

Noooo smacking. N-O-S-M-A-C-K-I-N-G. Noooooooooo smacking!

It's still real to me, damnit!

This guy truly is special. And belongs in jail for a nice long stretch.

I’m putting a 10mm wrench in my golf bag today.

There really is no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people.

Took me years to realize I should store things at home in the same basic environment as I found them in the grocery store. Tomatoes? Counter. Onions? Not in the refrigerator.

He was thinking the same thing.

It’s along the lines of “Well, you’re a ... stupid ... head."

Have you ever been to an uncivilized country?

The NRA is not the problem. When you drill all the way down, it is something else entirely.

Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh
Miani, uh, uh

That may be true. She is definitely a close talker. I’d be all “Can you sit back a little, face the camera instead, and stop staring at me and nodding your head while I’m reading this? You’re weird.”

I hope this all ends with an elderly female judge announcing: