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BadRabbitNoNo
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Yep. Just like a lefty doing the stranger in the middle of the night in the bathroom at the in-laws. "Hey, you ok in there?"

Hey, I got elected, you didn't, so shut up you little morons!

Never fails. They finally get something working, then screw it up. Over and over again. Makes no damn sense.


Kinja'd!

Facebook freebased a kitten. News at 11:00.

“Two flat plots. You know, like a sheet of paper. One plot on the front, one plot on the back. Not round. Flat."

I saw a man get hit by a car and killed once. His boots were standing in the road right where he had been. I'm not kidding. I will leave out the other details.

Just wait util the next update. Those sneakers will be smoking.

They should just do like my daddy did when I played football. He microwaved a styrofoam ice chest, smashed it down on my big ass head, and hit it with a water hose. Cut some ear holes while it is on, and bam, custom fit helmet.

Fuckerberg needs some Visine.

Maybe HE'S the real Zodiak.

The Cubs we’re just a little toy daddy gave him. Like after he got back from traveling.

tl:dr

It’s the one who Stormy Daniels met.

Poe hugged Finn and Rey came in to make it a group hug. I was there.

From now on, Kuchar should tell his stand-in caddies that if he wins, he will give them an extra $10,000 for every actual golf shot the caddie hits during the tournament.

... may not be altogether sound as an organization ...

I would have done it for 500.