There is no flying over spilled milk.

I don’t believe him. Golfers and tennis players oddly refer to themselves and their caddies and coaches as though they are playing team sports these days. He was clearly saying fuck us.

This is the correct take. I had a 2003 with 210k miles on it in my possession for a while recently and it ended up selling for 7,000 after being on the market for 3 months. The airbag suspension had been repaired, had great dealer maintenance records, and the interior was in better condition than this one (the…

Lebron is souring and needs to stfu. I don’t follow basketball closely and even I can see why the Pelicans would not want to trade Davis for a bunch of Laker scrubs. It’s like convincing a child to take five shiny new pennies in exchange for their old quarter. And no way in hell would I ever want a member of the Ball…

On a somewhat related note, has anything good actually happened to the NFL since the Ginger Hammer took over? Sure, it makes more money every year. But it could make more with a chimpanzee at the helm. I mean, just think about the things that have happened in the past 12 years. Too many things to list. All bad.

He goes by Super Creepy King Cake Baby.

I mean, a karaoke incident is something. Kind of like a life-threatening ping-pong accident.

Kids and their whacky perception of time. I had a fart longer than his stay in New Orleans. And millennials. Ugh. Never happy.

I’m surprised he survived them leaving town. One would guess he was quite depressed for some time.

I do not understand the toasted ravioli thing. My newish neighbor from Missoura went on and on about it - “You have never tried toasted ravioli? It’s a Missouri special thing! It’s the best food ever, etc.!” So I tried it. Underwhelming to say the least.

Never!

Crud, I missed this after the article the other day. Being late to the game is gonna kill my star power, if any. Cut and paste job:

Crud, I missed this after the article the other day. Being late to the game is gonna kill my star power, if any. Cut…

The best defense is a good offense. And I bet the smell was offensive!

They are trying to keep the caddy from telling the golfer how snappy his clothes look while putting, giving him extra confidence. Things like “Yeah baby, those white FootJoys really pop with those black skinny pants you are rockin'. And by the way, one more half a cup outside on the putt. Knock it home in that sweet…

Oddly enough, you actually grow a huge unibrow.

I don’t understand what you are saying. Looks just like a regular season game to me.

The players want to have it because they want to get PICKED for the Pro Bowl. They don’t want actually play in it, but just be able to say they are a Pro Bowler. And so it pops up when they are on TV and for contract negotiations. They should just make the selections and not have the game. It’s embarrassing and a…

I thought he redeemed himself with “Let me just put the thing back on the thing, yeah there we go, all fixed.”

Get those deaf ears to listen. A hot sauce co-op is not wanted, but needed. Along those lines, try Gringo Bandito if you haven’t. I love it so much that I became aan unofficial, unpaid, unknown spokesperson for it. It happens to be made by Dexter Holland of the Offspring, but that just bcomes a side note really when…

Get those deaf ears to listen. A hot sauce co-op is not wanted, but needed. Along those lines, try Gringo Bandito if…

+1 Run through the okra patch