Who was the moron who threw a bunch of furniture off his balcony in Miami and almost hit a kid? I would have voted for that idiot.

Maybe something to do with the Louisville Bats (AAA for the Reds) and Mississippi Braves (AA for the Braves)?

Can you explain? Seriously. Something about only rich white guys can play?

Hue Jackson deserved some mentioning here somewhere.

So true. He should have said “Ha, that Heisman pose thing you did was great. I’m gonna let this one pass. It’s only 15 yards.” Surely every other player on the team will remember that coach reeeally hates stupid and completely unnecessary unsportsmanlike conduct penalties.

They say a camera adds 10 pounds. I’d say he’s eaten about 12 cameras.

Tell that second person that I said that's gross.

Pathetic. Anderson attributed it, and Anderson distributed it.

“I love black people, obviously.”

There was more to the apology -

Re2pect.

But yellow is the worst color of all colors. I have (correctly) raised my kids to hate everything that is yellow. Especially cars. What kind of human buys a yellow car?

Fuck Draymond Green*

Maybe one is and the other is something else. And they can meet at the taint and fight.

Wut.

I don’t watch basketball, but this guy should definitely keep working to get that last n so he can finally become a full melon.

More like what in the through the pants sex. There is no actual sex in the champagne room.

My favorite is the last one I had that broke.

My favorite is the last one I had that broke.

Tom's is for breath. Albuterol is for breathe.

My brother used to refer to his wife’s car as her “garbage truck.” Sometimes in her presence. They are divorced now. He couldn’t stand it any longer. Or her.