Oh well, here we go again. What are you gonna do, right?

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me.

People, can we just fucking not? God, my heart....I just want to wrap my arms around everyone.

Ummmmm, the rehearsal dress is from, like, a totally important designer.

God bless Sam Bee. She really is the rightful heir to the Daily Show—even if she’s doing her own show now. She’s the person who I look to now for her take on news events, who I can count on for catharsis.

I am underwhelmed by all of the fashion. The location however looks incredible.

Good thing the World Cup will be there. No one drinks or fornicates out of marriage at major international sporting events.

I’m pretty sure that whatever Christie picked up from McDonald’s didn’t make it into Trump’s hands.

Sad Jeb! is sad.

Anyway, I am nearly certain that Trump instructed Christie to get himself a yogurt parfait.

Wouldn’t put it past him. Especially if he’s making him serve him his Big Mac on a glittering gold tray.

It’s starting to reach the point where investigative reporters should start looking into what’s going on. I wouldn’t be that surprised if Trump is actually blackmailing Christie.

Why do the heavily armed nutters always kill the wrong people?

I hate Savanah and Today. I watched this live and there were so many inappropriate, and wrong statements that he made. Rather than calling him out on it, and holding his feet to the fire, as say Murrow would have, they give him a platform to spew his crap from. And then when he spins away and evades their questions…

There’s also a ton of infectious diseases out there. Why bother trying to cure them since people are going to die anyways? Shut down the CDC and medical schools is what I say.

There are already tons of rapists/murderers/domestic abusers out there...what’s the use making these crimes illegal?

I don’t know, co-worker I’ve never met, maybe it would stop a guy from buying a bunch of them and then murdering 50 people in a night club two fucking days later?

I hate him.

One of my coworkers used this exact argument to me moments ago: there are already a ton of guns so what would be the use banning them.

Jesus Christ I can't do this anymore. He is far too close to the White House for me.