There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

Excellent news!

I love this place. I’ve been here for years and I intend to be here no matter what happens. This whole thing just makes me ill. I feel legitimately nauseous.

I love this blog, mom!

Also: “Jesus, you use a lot of commas.”*

The lesson is that everyone has it worse than white dudes ... so they should shut up about inequality.

Fuck, you beat me to it!

hey kit harington:

hey white guys:

I liked her before (esp after seeing her in 6 Feet Under) but now I think I love her.

Dem legs!

Jack Donaghy would open-hand smack AlecBaldwin for wearing shorts outside his home.

Wait, I’m sorry..

Hubba hubba

The last time I heard a scream like that my mother saw my father drop my little brother on his head near a cage of alligators at Alligator World.

We all feel that way about jezebel but what did you think about the actual video?

those sandals look so fucking comfortable i cannot contain myself