we sure do, mr. heat miser. never thought i would see someone with LESS command of the english language than sarah palin get so close to the white house.

my son’s nursery (aka just a section of our bedroom) is WAY MORE hip/aesthetically pleasing than that & it cost just $200. jokes on you nick carter. also that’s not steam punk also why would you want that for an infant..

hello can someone tell me wtf i just watched

jesus, that sounds about right, i guess. it’s crazy how many days out of the year we wake up to this sort of news. i noticed that he listed all of the places that it has happened so far. i think he even left out a few of them.

i don’t mean to sound dismissive. all i mean is that as long as guns are so accessible, things like this will happen. and if it can be blamed on ISIS and nonwhite males in general, then nothing will really be done about guns. and if a white man does it, then mental illness can be blamed.

which i guess is why obama looked / sounded so defeated in his speech.

exactly — and the point is, it doesn’t matter about ISIS or muslims or whatever the fuck else. the point is that guns are overly accessible to people who want to do harm, and the majority with the power to stop it do not want to stop it.

all white male legislators basically

w/ scorpio, it’s like, “are you a good witch or a bad witch?” & sometimes it depends on the day

i’m not emotionally ready to be done with it :( can i have 2 more years?

fellow scorpio checking in

im MercuryInNope hellooo

eeeeeee thank you i needed that. all my friends in my new town i’ve known for a long time but they are all childless and at the top of their hotness and i feel so self conscious. none of my clothes really look cute. sigh. and nursing is such an amazing experience but it has overtaken my body.

oh my! i hope you get better soon. i’m having a beauty / identity crisis. i’m 6 1/2 months postpartum & have like ~15lbs left to lose and i have that flabbly weight loss skin and it is depressing. i also moved to a new place and don’t have a mama tribe. also also i need to start wearing make up and looking like a…

can we start our own jezebel

my eyes went big no less than 25 times reading this. whew. i love shit like this, dark as it is. thank you.

we are way north so i am hoping we are safe. the pictures i see are so heartbreaking... :( poor babies

checked the comments because i knew somebody else *HAD* to call it out. on the other hand, i would describe my LUG years as rampaging...

ok but what should my level of panic re: zika be? i wanna get knocked up again soon