Excavator be like:

I personally liked the excavator claw being the last thing that went under.

New car design Jalopnik comment section BINGO - GO!

“Here’s the fastest way to defrost your car windows according to Russian science.”

more like :

Meh, these penalties are only fun on a hot mic

Yes - thankfully there’s karma, as this hockey fan found out the hard way:

Obviously you have not been bought off by the Chinese yet:

Laughing confidently before getting spun around and dropped on his ass? Tyson is just re-enacting his fight with Buster Douglas.

CATHS HIMSELF WITH A RUBBER FUEL LINE HE GETS FROM *** HARDWARE AND THE TUBING GOT SUCKED INTO BLADDER

Their children.

As the mother of sons and daughters and grandmother to grandsons and granddaughters I can honestly say no one seems to have more fun with his penis than a little boy. I once walked into the living room and saw my three year old, naked and spraying piss in the air as he spun in a circle. Apparently he was inspired by a…

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”-Groucho Marx

Yours wasn’t at all sexy.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

So a field goal is reviewable unless it goes over an upright, then it’s not? What dipshit made that rule? Football is run by morons.

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”