I’d feel sorry for them not getting to keep it all, except they shot that video vertically. And that’s unforgivable!

How the podracing scene should have gone.

I never noticed how those taillights are such an obvious texture...

Is it no longer the fastest car once it is no longer a rental?

What’s the difference between a rental car and a four-wheel-drive vehicle?

You can drive a rental car anywhere.

It already has bitten them — they drive a first-generation Rogue.

Why? It’s snl, it won’t be funny

It could have been worse. Remember that time Miss New Jersey ripped the crown off the head of Miss Rhode Island and then it exploded?

He likely read “1st runner up” as “1st place”.

I would love to see stormtroopers march into Congress to lock them in until the House and Senate pass a budget on time each year.

Could there be a chance that some of these people leave the foreign plates on because they are unable to figure out how to secure their US plates with anything other than zip ties?

It says in the forum post he was sent a cheque from Valvoline to cover the $1400+ bill of repair from the Audi dealer. Sounds like the shop admitted to the mess up. That tech who did that though, I hope he never touches another car again...

Most American rally team pace notes:

Once they throw the flag you might as well get your money’s worth and go all-in.

Obligatory...

This was one of the most digusting things I’ve read.I felt awful after that one.

Alternate post title: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

Train is also a great generic term.

What. A. Fucking. Hero Nutcase.