This is how toddlers play with trucks...my 3-year-old is always crashing into shit with his trucks...on purpose. When I say, “What are you doing.” He states, very matter of fact...”I bang things.”

Yes, this is certainly a single man’s idea.

It is at this point that my wife - who is awesome, and kind, and patient, and giving - would murder me.

The glitch isn’t as bad as team names “Fear Boners” and “Revenge of Suck Me.”

- Wants to watch race

Google image search is amazing and terrifying in equal measure.

Rule 1: NEVER USE A DEBIT CARD IN A PUBLIC PLACE OR ON THE INTERNET.

This is why I never use my debit card for anything. The CC is worth it just for the zero fraud liability alone — yes, I know most debit cards have this too, but getting the actual money back is much harder than just calling Visa and having the charges removed instantly, with none of you own money actually in play.…

You know what? I’m going to say Martinsville 2015. Yep. To be honest, i’ve never seen Jeff happier. Who cares what happened with idiots around him, that moment was about Jeff and his family and his crew. I’ve never smiled so big and so long for a stupid NASCAR race like I did for that one.

There’s a kind of important NASCAR race happening today at Homestead Miami Speedway.

It was only unexpected because she wasn’t taken to a movie before having a ball hit her face.

I thought that this is what they used in Wisconsin for that.

Bukakke - Wisconsin style!

Me, during every PE lesson at school.

Tiffani Silver sounds like someone who dances at The Lusty Leopard.

Would be amazing if Gordon won. He probably doesn’t decerve it the most, but 5 year old me wants him to win so badly one last time. And btw Tiffani silver is gorgeous. It never seems to tarnish.

Yeah, that had to hurt, right? That was my thought...

But there are many drains that you can’t uninstall either. :(

I like that combination of being happily weird and giving no fucks.

I usually hate videos of kids, especially overly excited kids that think everyone gives a shit about the dumb things they are saying.
THAT SAID, this kid rules and this was funny as shit.
THAT SAID, if I had to spend a day with this kid instead of just watching a two minute video of his antics I would probably off…